Mi day in lolcat

IM TIRD AN CANT BE BOTHERD THINKIN OV SOMETHIN INTERESTIN 2 BLOG BOUT, SO I HAS DECIDD 2 RITE BOUT MAH DAI IN LOLCAT. DIS ARTICLE WUZ WRITTEN WIF TEH HALP OV TEH ONLINE LOLCAT TRANZLATOR, SPEAKLOLCAT.COM. C, IM SO TIRD I CANT EVEN BE BOTHERD TRANZLATIN INTO LOLCAT PROPERLY.

DIS BLOG ISNT GOIN 2 BE VRY LONG CUZ AS U CAN C, IT UNLEASHEZ TEH CAPS LOCK OV FURY, AN IM 2 EXHAUSTD 2 BE DAT FURIOUS.

SO AFTR LYIN IN TIL MIDDAI (SOMETHIN WE BOTH RLY NEEDD AFTR TEH üBERSTRES OV TEH PAST FEW DAIS) WE GOT UP, EATD AN LEFT 4 VALENCE. WE GOT 2 NANZ DADZ HOUZ, TALKD BIT, HAD CRêPEZ AN EXCHANGD CARS. IM ALLOWD 2 BORROW THEIR BRILLIANT TWINGO DIS WEEK WHILE WERE WAITIN 4 DA NEW SEATBELT 2 BE DELIVERD. THEY GIT 2 PULAY AROUND WIF TEH R5, WHICH IZ BIT LIEK RIDIN BIKE ONLY U NED BIGGR BICEPS.


NANZ WANTD 2 TRY IT OUT, SO HE DROOV TEH FURST PART OV TEH JOURNEY HOME. HE WANTD 2 DRIV HALF WAI, BUT I INSISTD ON TAKIN OVAR AT TEH FURST STOP AFTR TEH START OV TEH MOTORWAY, CUZ NEEDZ 2 GIT USD 2 IT BEFORE I AKSHULLY HAS 2 DRIV KIDZ AROUND IN IT. IT WUZ TEH FURST TIEM WE ARGUD BOUT HOO WUD DRIV TEH CAR!


AFTR R VISIT WE WUZ FEELIN OPTIMISTIC BOUT LIFE. WE BOTH HAS JOBS, EVEN THOUGH NANZ DOESNT LIEK HIS, AN TEH CAR PROBLEM WUZ GOIN 2 BE SORTD OUT. WERE STILL SKINT 4 NAO, BUT WELL BE GETTIN BIT OV MONEY AROUND NANZ BIRFDAI, TEH THIRD OV APRIL, IN BOUT 2 WEEKZ. SO WE DECIDD 2 ORDR PIZZAS. WE EATD THEM WHILE WATCHIN EPISODEZ OV JACKAS BEFORE NANZ CURRENT FAVOURITE TV SHOW CAME ON - I DOAN KNOE WUT IZ CALLD IN ENGLISH, IN FRENCH IZ CALLD TESTOSTEROCK. WRESTLIN BASICALLY.

GOT 2 GO NAO. NANZ STARTS AT 7 2MORROW MORNIN (YEZ, HE WERKZ ON SUNDAI, BUT HE GETS FRIDAI OFF) AN I SHUD PROBABLY DRAG HIM AWAY FRUM TEH TELLY AN SEDATE HIM. NITE NITE!